The morons next door are putting up a fence and they cut my fiber optic cable. I warned them about where it was and everything and they still did it. Verizon is saying "Wednesday, but we'll try to get someone out sooner."
No internet except with my little hotspot device or smartphone, no TV, and no landline phone. This is really shitty timing. If they don't have me back up by Friday for the party I am going to have a stroke.